|Sunday, April 10th, 2011|
|Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011|
|Tuesday, September 21st, 2010|
| drowning my Post Mortem Depression : Post-Modem depression exclusive story
my wig is reAd
"my life as a wig" © 2005, memoirs on sale in a theater near you. :::
[her final wishes were to be
buried in a Coffee URN
& served at the postmortem pARTy.
Laruocco's Ashes were brewed
& served to the Guests & Accidentally Spilled onto the Computer console While it was plugged into Livejournal! hence: LARUOCCOBOT
- the cyber robot clone. ]
after the euphoria of marriage & death, you Go to the Laruocco Wedding-funeral After Party
w/ a pimpin' as possible feather boa dress code, only wigs allowed
to celebrate the Postmortem post-modem Depression. after that, Laruocco was just a Masque
of impressions made w/in impressions.
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See what my baby's doing @ the_human_me
|Thursday, April 12th, 2007|
i'm as upset about kurt vonnegut as i am about anna nicole.
|Saturday, March 24th, 2007|
|Wednesday, January 17th, 2007|
|Friday, December 29th, 2006|
i Never thought they'd execute Saddam Hussein. in fact, i'm betting on the day he's back in Iraq.
He's a celebrity.
He's someone we used to do business w/ & pretend we were all civilized.
Plus the entire Premise to why the U.S. went to war is False.
if we're going to talk about crimes against humanity, i'd think nothing was as severe as the tyranny we
|Thursday, December 21st, 2006|
all i want for Christmas is some good clean LJ drama. someone insult me or something?
|Tuesday, December 12th, 2006|
|Friday, November 3rd, 2006|
|Wednesday, October 25th, 2006|
|Monday, August 28th, 2006|
|Pluto is no longer a planet &
in a couple days LAYLA turns 3 months
she is no longer a Newborn
she is now a Fulltime
she met another baby 5 days older than her yesterday -- that baby to baby action is sooooooooooo cute. she spoke to her in baby, & everybody went aw.
now that i have to relearn everything in order to show it to her
nothing makes sense
for instance, in music
why isn't it middle A? (instead of middle C, cdefgabc ?) it should be F (or is f 1st & Last).
|Sunday, June 4th, 2006|
|LAYLA is BORN
LAYLA's 1st PHOTO:
MAY 30th, 2006 - 8:16 AM
6 lbs 14 ounces
20 1/5 inches
|Friday, May 26th, 2006|
|Tuesday, February 21st, 2006|
i think babies are cutest before they turn pink
& blue & amniotic (© la ruocco 2006)
@ 25 weeks : (gold)
@ 6 weeks ( a blip on on the Radar ) & 10 weeks ( a bean w/ a kNOwSe ) :
|Monday, November 14th, 2005|
Reklepticals in rekleptical shapes.~
(~ yes, it's OK for you to cut up a Xero for surface images, you break it you bought it.)
meanwhile... out of panic husband & i booked an impulsive excursion to Milan, Venice, Florence, Somewhere-in-between, & Rome. ti visto attraverso la finestra cyber. noi partiamo questo Venerdi. see notes
|Tuesday, September 6th, 2005|
|Friday, August 19th, 2005|
|Staged Photo, the Laruocco Wedding Thank You card
"do you got the goods?" i plead to the paparazzi secret double agent Pop Boy;
i heard there were some files left-over in a forgotten camera.
i didn't care if they were cut w/ sugar substitute & baby powder.
Any remnant to open another glimpse into the mythic Wedding of the Century
"this might be real fake, temporary/permanent, i know a guy that knows a guy who got his hands on the the Laruocco Wedding Thank You card."
whether or not my laruocco wedding was staged, or this is faces placed
auctioning on ebay, Laruocco's unworn wedding shoes. "went w/ the satin rhine stones rather than the holographic heels that made my toes numb."
|Monday, August 1st, 2005|
|Exculsive Super Glam Newlywed Sunburn Bruised & Blistered
still sporting blisters & bruises from dancing last week in the rhinestone satin wedding stilettos & heavy mega crystal gown,
couldn't help getting sunburn entranced reading latest article by favorite celebrity gossip columnist *** about Daryl Hannah's acrobat android career phases (the national enquirer pg.43, August 1, 2005)
|Friday, July 29th, 2005|
|hi from the newlyweds in Antigua on their honeymoon
today was the 1st day of rain this whole week. went running & swimming in it on the shore
we got sunburn on our bottoms from evening-out our tan
at the nude beach (Eden), plus lots of Glam Shots, some w/ the underwater camera snorkeling in nothing but my NEW yellow wig & glitter high heels. some just reading the Enquirer under a palm leaf umbrella
the wedding turned out spectacular, it didn't rain so cocktail hour by the lily ponds & the 1st dance came out looking like i dropped into heaven into the castle glass house into the arms of